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My two favourite things are watching the world and taking photos. I hope, one day, to find a way to combine these two passions.
The great ones do not know how great they leave their sorrows. But we are led by the duties of pains more severe.
“…if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.”
— The Twits
I don’t like writing bios. So I’m going to throw this out to the world for suggestions.
My two favourite things are pressing buttons and taking photos. I hope, one day, to find a way to combine these two loves.
You can’t claim I said this. I edited it out!
Your passion is everything, show it off, tell everyone about it and most of all, enjoy it!
Always shoot for the moon, because even if miss you'll be out among the stars. Just bring a parachute (er… I mean a space suit) just in case.
The perfect form can be found in nature — round, with a central hole and generally covered in sugar… or that may just be a donut.
I have a specific set of skills, etcetera, etcetera! Give me back my daughter, innit?!
If a sausage stood for election, I'd vote for it, then eat it! Nom! (Also Woof!)
Officially the only creative agency to offer a 100% no-jerks guarantee.*
(*Guarantee has no cash value.)
We care about you. We care about doing a good job. We care about the people you serve. And we care about the planet and all the little things that scurry about on its surface.
Your success is our success. We will never sell you what you don’t need. And we won’t stop until you’re happy. We’re pathological!
Light entertainment guaranteed — just ask our pets.*
(*Also not a guarantee. Our pets don’t have discerning tastes!)
Helping you discover your inner balloon animal and telling stories with motion is exactly the kind of rocket surgery we’ve trained for.*
(*On reflection this should probably come higher up the list.)